Friday, March 31, 2006

Finally, a cat who COULD use a dress



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Are you my soul mate?

best of craigslist

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From the Arcata Eye


Always check out their Public Safety Division.

• Wednesday, February 8 3:41 p.m.
Police met with God, or so he said, in the parking lot of a Valley West fast food franchise. The Creator was subsequently relocated from the golden arches to a rubber room.

Someone who’d taken a week’s worth of Quazomil was ambulanced to the hospital.

• Thursday, February 9 1:27 a.m. When you live in a tiny studio apartment with shared bathroom and kitchen, what better time to share earsplitting tuneage with your neighbors?

7:48 a.m. A little boy ran out in front of a car and was struck on Sunset Avenue, but sustained only minor injuries.

1:28 p.m. A iPod nano was stolen from a high school boys’ locker room.

1:43 p.m. Another high school lad was found in possession of marijuana.

7:24 p.m. Everyone agreed that the loose pit bull on Spartan Street would be better kept inside.

• Friday, February 10 12:24 a.m. A scruffy-bearded man proved unable to remain vertical near the Community Center. He was hospitalized.

12:15 p.m. After allegedly tagging stop signs at 16th and H streets, a suspected vandal was arrested on the Plaza.

• Saturday, February 11 2:22 a.m. “Get away from me!” screamed the woman on Olympia Street. Police provided the service, alleging public drunkenness.

9:02 a.m. A woman with a baby was seen digging in garbage on Lincoln Avenue.

9:07 a.m. An H Street resident reported people in her hallway, her closet and upstairs. Her medication may be reevaluated.

12:22 p.m. Someone found 14 VISA cards and two California driver’s licenses at a McKinleyville golf course, and turned them in to APD. One of the items was traced to a theft in Manila.

3:41 p.m. A woman complained of her ex-partner calling several times and harassing her children. He wanted the fax machine back, but she declined to return it. She did give him his car back, though ą with the truck and backseat loaded with cardboard and compost.

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Just for Mark




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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Why I love National Geographic


Photo in the News: Housefly Gets Glasses Made With Lasers

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This has to be fake

but it's still pretty funny!

World's Best Resignation Letter?

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Close to the stupidest thing I've heard

More people taking mobile phones to the grave

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This is not a boring Prime Minister

Silvio Berlusconi Humps a Traffic Cop - Wonkette

Can you imagine a North American leader getting away with that?

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Amazing

Explore the solar system with this incredibly cool download.

Celestia

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Cabbage Hell

My daughter won't eat vegetables, so we're in a new phase where she tries one new vegetable a week (her choice which one), and we see which ones stick. Unfortunately her veggie of the week is cabbage, and I haven't got a clue what to do with it aside from cabbage rolls. So here are some recipes- wish me luck! If anyone has any other great suggestions, please let me know.

CABBAGE RECIPES

Beefy Cabbage Casserole

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This is kind of neat!

A Unique Gift! Your Own Optical Illusion! - Turn Your Head

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And the world of people who want their cats to look like idiots gets a little larger

MissGlamourPuss - Dresses

(although I can't blame the girl for doing this...I feel a new career coming on!)

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Canada has "placed itself alongside China as the cruelest and most self-serving nation."

And Morrissey said it, so you know that it's true.

I'd thought that McCartney's protest was pathetic, but Morrissey? Next thing you know Kool and the Gang will be up here throwing their bodies between us blood-crazed Canadians and the cute little baby seals.



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So much for open and accountable government

Battle heats up between media and Prime Minister's Office - Yahoo! Canada News

(Not that most people I know believed him anyway, but it's still depressing to see it in action).

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The Movie Timeline

The Movie Timeline

"The Movie Timeline is the history of everything, taken from one simple premise: that everything you see in the movies is true - the real mixes with the fictitious, so long as it's reported in a movie somewhere..."

For example...

n the beginning... God created the heavens and the earth (The Bible)
A long time ago... Luke Skywalker and Han Solo lead a rebellion against the evil empire(Star Wars)
26,000,000,000BC Los Angeles (and everywhere else) - The Earth's crust begins to harden (Adaptation)
5,000,000BC Martians uplift apes to become intelligent as a way to preserve their own society (Quatermass and the Pit)
4,000,000BC Aliens leave monolith on Earth (2001: A Space Odyssey)
1,000,000BC Loana faces dinosaurs to be with Tumak, a caveman banished from his savage tribe, and then from her gentler group of cave people (One Million Years BC)
San Dimas, Ca - A phone box briefly arrives from the future containing Bill S Preston and Ted 'Theodore' Logan (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
80,000BC A tribe of early man searches for fire (Quest For Fire)

FUN!

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Guardian Unlimited

Injections of stress hormone may reduce fear of spiders

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McSweeney's

Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years of Middle School and the Two Terms of the Bush Presidency.

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Sad

Robert Jordan health update

Even though his books now annoy the hell out of me, I wish him all the luck in the world. That sounds like an ugly disease to have.

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This couple has a few issues, I think

Thatcham woman stabbed partner in stripper row

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