Friday, March 31, 2006

From the Arcata Eye

Always check out their Public Safety Division.

• Wednesday, February 8 3:41 p.m.
Police met with God, or so he said, in the parking lot of a Valley West fast food franchise. The Creator was subsequently relocated from the golden arches to a rubber room.

Someone who’d taken a week’s worth of Quazomil was ambulanced to the hospital.

• Thursday, February 9 1:27 a.m. When you live in a tiny studio apartment with shared bathroom and kitchen, what better time to share earsplitting tuneage with your neighbors?

7:48 a.m. A little boy ran out in front of a car and was struck on Sunset Avenue, but sustained only minor injuries.

1:28 p.m. A iPod nano was stolen from a high school boys’ locker room.

1:43 p.m. Another high school lad was found in possession of marijuana.

7:24 p.m. Everyone agreed that the loose pit bull on Spartan Street would be better kept inside.

• Friday, February 10 12:24 a.m. A scruffy-bearded man proved unable to remain vertical near the Community Center. He was hospitalized.

12:15 p.m. After allegedly tagging stop signs at 16th and H streets, a suspected vandal was arrested on the Plaza.

• Saturday, February 11 2:22 a.m. “Get away from me!” screamed the woman on Olympia Street. Police provided the service, alleging public drunkenness.

9:02 a.m. A woman with a baby was seen digging in garbage on Lincoln Avenue.

9:07 a.m. An H Street resident reported people in her hallway, her closet and upstairs. Her medication may be reevaluated.

12:22 p.m. Someone found 14 VISA cards and two California driver’s licenses at a McKinleyville golf course, and turned them in to APD. One of the items was traced to a theft in Manila.

3:41 p.m. A woman complained of her ex-partner calling several times and harassing her children. He wanted the fax machine back, but she declined to return it. She did give him his car back, though ą with the truck and backseat loaded with cardboard and compost.

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