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Name: Isabella

Age: 10

Gender: Female

Physical Description: Average height, usually wears braids but can pull off almost any look. Already showing signs of blooming but doesn’t have gawky arms or anything yet.

Medical History: Strong cat, dog and ragweed allergies and possibly others too. History of ear infections believed related to allergies. Does not require inhalers or other things.

Strengths: Cute in her own way. Very academic in her own way. Likes to show off sometimes.

Weaknesses: Not what you might call a fruits and veggies eater.

Agency Comments: The feet on this girl are beyond suspect. At the rate these clompers are growing you’re going to have an eleven foot giant on your hands by sixteen. May become Amazon, but may incur high shoe and transitional clothing costs and/or undue boy attention upon puberty. Bookish nature may offset growth potential, but consider cost compensation accordingly.

Desired Trade: Looking for something more petite, possibly Asian, or 5th wheel travel trailer (2006 or newer.)

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