Thursday, February 21, 2008

My spam of the day

Email: "Hello Jeanette!
Create voluptuous and dramatically defined lashes with no clumps in sight with NEW Define-A-Lash® Volume Mascara."

I'd like to thank them, because it is a priority in my life at the moment. After all, with one kid suffering from pneumonia, neurotic kid off on a 3 day field trip with monster bullies from school, and my son eating himself and attacking everyone else in sight, my main thought when I get up in the morning IS how to improve my lashes.

I guess that it's an improvement over telling me that my penis isn't big enough to satisfy my girlfriend.

Maybelline New York: Products: Define-A-Lash Volume Mascara

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